September 12, 2026
On Saturday, September 12, at 2:46 PM, in an unsolicited phone call, Major Lee Suspicious was contacted by a leading member of the FPAA (Federal Porcine Aviation Authority), Dr. Harold Gutenberg. Dr. Gutenberg advised after personally witnessing the Styville Aero Pig™ Low Altitude Porcine Transport Vehicle (LAPTV), the need for the Crosswind Runway has become obvious. He assured Major Lee that Styville will have the Agency’s full support to move forward.
Frank Lee Suspicious has forwarded the transcribed call to Mayor Lincoln, in Styville.
The Porcine Council is expected to have an Executive Session next month, followed by a Public Q&A session.
NOTE: Dr. Harold Gutenberg is a well-known dignitary with the FPAA and should in no way be misconstrued to be any other Harold.