Is Suspicious & Suspicious a Legitimate Law Firm?

On the advice of counsel (ourselves) we can neither confirm nor deny our legitimacy.

Do You Expect Anyone to Believe Pigs Actually Fly?

We do.

We do not, however impose, restrict, mandate or grovel to insist you believe this. Part of porcine culture is to allow independent thinking – with the exception of discussions involving certain breakfast proteins and crispy strips, which remain culturally insensitive topics.

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Who or What is Harold?

If your question is in reference to Styville’s Harold, we have no comment.

Why do Aero Pigs™ Wear Goggles?

Have you ever flown through a June bug? Major Lee has. He prefers not to discuss it.

What is Porcine Jurisprudence?

Porcine Jurisprudence is the body of legal philosophy, precedent, and case law that governs disputes, rights, and civic life in Styville and throughout Aero Pig™ territories.

Unlike ordinary law, Porcine Jurisprudence recognizes that common sense, neighborliness, and porcine flight paths be honored. This produces better outcomes than lengthy litigation.

Are Humans Allowed to Visit Styville – or Even Live There?

We are assuredly human and have a branch location in Styville.

Living there is only permitted for humans by a majority vote of the elected Porcine Council.

Is Suspicious Really Your Last Name?

Certainly. I find that a highly irregular and insensitive question.