Meet the Suspicious Legal Team
“At Suspicious & Suspicious, Esq., every case receives careful consideration, meticulous documentation, and the occasional unauthorized flight.”
Major Lee Suspicious (Ret.)
Counsel of Experience
After a distinguished career protecting porcine interests around the globe, Major Lee now serves as the firm’s senior advisor.
Known for his unwavering discipline, impeccable ethics, and ability to end arguments with a single raised eyebrow, Major Lee reminds the team that justice requires patience… and occasionally a clipboard.
Specialties
- Strategic Counsel
- Aviation Matters
- Professional Skepticism
- Looking Disappointed Without Saying Anything
Favorite Saying
“Proceed.”
Frank Lee Suspicious, Esq.
Counsel of Record
Frank Lee believes the law should be understandable, practical, and occasionally amusing.
His work focuses on Aero Pig™ intellectual property, fictional airspace, trademark protection, and the preservation of unusually good ideas.
Specialties
- Porcine Jurisprudence
- Intellectual Property
- Creative Rights
- Explaining Complicated Things Simply
Favorite Saying
“Let’s consult precedent.”
Imma Suspicious
Senior Paralegal
Nothing leaves the office without Imma reading it twice.
If a file exists, she knows where it is.
If it doesn’t exist…
…she’d like to know why.
Imma keeps the firm’s calendars, filings, correspondence, and everyone else organized.
She has never knowingly misplaced a paperclip.
Specialties
- Documentation
- Case Management
- Calendar Control
- Making Sure Frank Actually Signs Things
Favorite Closing
Sternly,