For several months, Suspicious & Suspicious, along with Nerd Herd engineering has been quietly working to acquire additional water rights for the flourishing municipality of Styville.
This was successfully granted by the EPPA (Environmental Porcine Protection Authority) on the afternoon of Wednesday, September 23, 2026.
These additional rights will allow the city to move forward with an enhanced community mud bath, spa and hydration park, slated to be named, “Splash Styville”
The City Clerk for Styville, Eliza Razerbach read a statement:
“On behalf of the community of Styville, we wish to thank the unwavering ingenuity and support from Suspicious & Suspicious and Nerd Herd. Construction will begin immediately. It is the goal to have a skating rink for the winter season. We hope to schedule a Thanksgiving bonfire and apple roast. We will be providing details in the Daily Oink.
Questions on the specifics of the development should be sent to Senior Paralegal, Imma Suspicious.” [imma.suspicious “@” suspiciouslegal.com]