August 24, 2026 | Dallas-Fort Worth, TX | Suspicious & Suspicious, ESQ
This is a statement from Major Lee Suspicious, transcribed by Senior Paralegal, Ms. Imma Suspicious.
Quote: There have been calculated rumors regarding an individual by the name of Harold [from the municipality of Styville] being related to the most honorable Major. This is patently false. No such ancestory has been validated or even presented.
In the Major’s words:
“This is untrue, and I categorically deny any relationship with “Harold”. All of this is fiction. I will not entertain nor answer any further questions on the matter. Again, I repeat. This is all fiction.”
At which time, Frank Lee Suspicious closed comments and declined comment.
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