The Firm of Suspicious & Suspicious, ESQ would like to extend its congratulations to the citizens of Styville for their forward-thinking and nearly unanimous support for the Crosswind Runway grant and development at Aero Pig™ Airport.
Our sources were able to determine, there was only one dissenting, anonymous letter dropped into the utility payment chute. The protest was vague and nearly incoherent and consequently, summarily dismissed. The signature was a carelessly scrawled, “H”.
Major Lee Suspicious was in attendance and stated, “The professionalism and attention to detail produced by the NERD Herd™ was met with immediate verbal approval for the breadth and depth of the content. This is not to say that the Grant has been approved; that is still pending. However, the reception of the information is certainly encouraging.“
Frank Lee Suspicious added, “Indeed. Our Firm is standing by to reply to any questions that are outside of the engineering scope.”
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